For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

A Shrine to the Madonna

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A Shrine to the Madonna
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She is indeed a larger than life personality, but did you have to choose a picture of her looking all super stoned for your tribute? (Happy 4/20 y'all!)

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.