We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.
When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?
This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!
I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!
Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.
Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!
I'm pretty sure the dude on the left is fully breaking up with Sandra Garageface here.
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