Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?

I'm pretty sure the dude on the left is fully breaking up with Sandra Garageface here.

I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!

But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!