You're Creeping Me Out

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You're Creeping Me Out
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We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.

Mooning Lessons

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Mooning Lessons
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When your guests arrive, what would you like them to see on their approach?

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!

Come On In, Kids!

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Come On In, Kids!
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I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

Serious Talks

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Serious Talks
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I'm pretty sure the dude on the left is fully breaking up with Sandra Garageface here.