Living in a house carved of chocolate sounds like a melty, slippery, sticky, queasy-making dream. I'm willing to take one for the team and give it the old college try.
Why don't you take a seat? Go ahead, sit down. What's wrong? Why won't you accept my hospitality?
Ooh pretty! This is what happens when you let your roomba go nuts on fresh batteries with a long exposure and fancy lights on its head. Back? Head? is it more like a turtle or a stingray?
You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?
We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!
At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.
I fell out of practice but it was just so pretty I couldn't part with it.
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