At least he keeps the neighborhood cats from fighting. By eating them.

That was one hell of an earthquake!

These guys know which books you've borrowed that need to be returned and they WILL hold you accountable.

Mega extra credit points for creative use of fire escape.

When your light fixtures go all liquid on you, you know you've got a problem.

Wait, do you want access to your books or do you want to look at your art? Because I hate to break it to you buddy, but you really can't have both.

We'll all be crushed! Dive out the windows quick!