I always read in the bath, now, being able to read the bath itself, that's really something!

All that pretty string is just asking for my cats to climb it and get stranded ten feet off the floor.

This is enough whimsy to choke a horse but I still wouldn't kick it out of my yard for dropping leaves.

You can get a portrait made of your house! I wonder if she will paint cats in the windows of my place?

You're the one who let the thieving bird into our bedroom, what did you expect? He's gonna end up with one seriously soft nest though.

It's a commentary on society's reliance on material goods and suburban sprawl.

That's what you get for trying to cool down on a hot day.