How can you tell we haven't redecorated since 1993?

Wouldn't you love to see what's left in the library of an abandoned home? Lemme at it!

We're gonna need a much more spectacular wood stove to make this wall not look abandoned. Those built-ins look like they are longing for each other.

Is this a turret with a pool in it? Is it possible to have a castle with a magical water tower? I'm in.

Oh yes, that's perfectly useful. This will make me exercise far more often.

Wayne and Garth, are you here?

I wish I could make a faux hallway in my house like this. Alternating colors, endless depth, I could get used to that.