Uh oh. Emayl frum Business Cat. Wants to no why proffut marjuns ar in teh toylet. Ize tel him iz cuz littur boks nawt get cleened.

Tiem tu get back tu wurk.

THE PHAROAH PERSONALLY SUPERVISED HIS SLAVES ON BUILDING HIS PYRAMID

Awl hail myself.

Cats may act all sleepy and lazy, but the instant you leave for work, this is what happens.

wun moar reezun 2 neber go 2 work aifinkso!

When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.

itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.