Pass me da Times, will ya honey?

Yep. Fluff sycle workz fine.

Yoo cud use a sheet in here tho.

Calling teh Minions Meeting tu order. Anywun who haz nu wurld dominashun bidness, raise a feather, tail ... whateber.

Ahhh... yoo will awl serb me very nicelee.

I HATE bring your kid to work day

Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.

Ai gotted in da snaxbox fur tu goes tu wurk wif hims

Lunch is da most important.

U go 2 work nao, hoomin Ai holdz down da fort, k?

Ai'll be patient, ai promiss.

Whutchu mean, time to get up and do some work? Di iss how kittehs work. Why yoo diddent know dat?

We wurk verry hard, u kno.