Too pooped to pee.
but den hao r u gunna pml?
You wake her up and she's yours for the night.
The things ai do foar u.
Coffee cannot fix this kind of tired.
Awr u shoor about taht?
Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.
Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.
Cats: The Epitome of Sloth
Dey sed tu follow ur dreams
So ai go back tu bed.
Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...
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