Ah, the joys of parenthood...
Cats: The Epitome of Sloth
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot..."
...oh. Not that 'Sandman'. My bad.
Dis week we awr feeturing lols picked bai Cheezburger employee TOFU!
mah hed just exploded with awl of dis cyootness! hao cud anyone resist dem?
I hugged him and squeezed him and George is asleep now
Maybee sumdae he can growed up to hug an squeeze sumwun else.
Wanton destrukshon Is tiringcats
Its a hard lief, yoo know.
Kitty! You get off the bed this instant! Yawn Yeah. Like that's worked over the past seven years.
We hab a dependent relayshunship. It wurks owt for ebberywun.
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