Dey sed tu follow ur dreams So ai go back tu bed.

Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...

Woke up, fell outta bed. The end.

Ai doan't mind where I end up tho.

I has wun ob dose "finalz week" hed-aykz *Insert morphine drip here

Pleez, Ceiling Cat, let dis be da lasst wun...

IT MITE AS WELL BE BEYOND TEH GREAT WALL

Ugh ebberything is so hard these daeys.

You wake her up and she's yours for the night.

The things ai do foar u.

it's feed a cold, starve a fever i gonna needs ice cream, cheezburger, double pepperoni pizza, chicken tacos, sauteed pork chops and some Hawaiian punch to wash it down oh, and bring me the tv remote and Little House of the Prairie dvds i loves dat Nellie Oleson, she so bad

At leest iss nawt a stomach floo.

Asleep at teh meel.

Sew. Sweepy.