I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".

Revenge will taste oh so sweet...

I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.

Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.

The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.

Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.

Stupid bird - messed with me for the last time

Dere's nuffin liek springtiem.

you've stepped on my tail for the last time!

AAi'm awl reddee fur dat 'Promeetheius' moobie.

Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.

Mai revenj will be swifft.

Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.

U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.