I despise Halloween.
It took a long time to find a piece of bread big enough.
DON'T ACT LIKE U DON'T KNO WUT U DID.
Why I oughta put this through your head, and see how you look!
Oh long Johnson!
I DIDNT EAT HIM!!! WHERE R U TAKING ME!!!
Dis aggression will nawt stand!
next time mr. phelpz!!! next time!!
Yeah, yoo beddur be retired! Cuz ai'd kick your butt if we hads a rematch!
BEILING KITTEH! AVENGE ME!
Dis is kind ob da wurst fing ever.
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