You may be bald but you'll never have to go to the groomers.
And oh, wut a good laff it will be.
that'll teach you, sitting in my spot!
Ai'll find a way owt ob dis one wen da hooman gets back...
The dog got a new founain pen. It will not go to his next-of-kin.
Goggies can be dangerous. SO CAN I.
Thought you just get away eh? I got Nine lives mongrel
jus wayt til mai hoomin frend getz heer!
I am a master of insults.
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
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