Ok Human... Is this a hint?
u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...
This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?
aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.
Dinner's on me tonight!
When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
Wow. Jumpy much?
datz pwetty impressif, rly!
wat hoomin saiz kitteh cant do sincronized swimmin?
kitteh haz such byootiful tekneek!
dos u no ciropactor cuz i kinda need one
aifinkso mai hed iz borked...
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