Dinner's on me tonight!
When will I be back? Well, you leave for work in 15 minutes, so I'll be back in 20.
itz kinda liek hao ai napz wheneber u r at hoam.
What? You were maybe planning to accommodate some dwarf?
in teh meen tiem, ai iz jus gunna keepz it warm.
where iz mai another eyebrown
mebbe it gawt curld away?
What makes you think I got in the flour?
itz ceiling kitteh mayk-up, ai swayr!
I hags a kestion
Iss berry important.
Hoomin, haz u seen ma fiddle? Teh cow taht jumps ober dis gonna be here n e second nao
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