What do they mean, "Not for sits"?
If it fits, ai will ALWAYS sits.
If we promise not to have any more Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie marathons can we sleep wif you with all the lights on
we iz nawt scayrd tho. jus rly cold...
This is supposed to last me til lunch?!?
aifinkso ai iz gunna starv 2 death.
wat hoomin saiz kitteh cant do sincronized swimmin?
kitteh haz such byootiful tekneek!
Ok Human... Is this a hint?
u noez hao we feelz bowt bebbehs...
You want me to explain every one of 'em?
derz nawt enuff tiem!
Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet? Ar we there yet?
itteh bitteh kittehz iz alwayz so impashunt!
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