Ewwwww. Gettitoff. Gettitoff.
On days like this I am really glad I have a litter box
It may smell, but at leest its nawt awl rainee.
Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.
Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!
De grass is always greener on de other side of de fence
Dats where ai poop
Ai'm nawt sure if its reelly dat much bettur on da udder side...
You try to pull the trigger I'm gonna backfire.
Dat kickback is pretty rough.
Alright! Alright! I'll clean out your pan.
Mittens had a knack for overreactions.
skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...
Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.
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