Now, now, be honest with Ceiling Cat, my brothers.

YAAAY MEEEEE!

Stahp laughing. STAHP.

Ewwwww. Gettitoff. Gettitoff.

On days like this I am really glad I have a litter box

It may smell, but at leest its nawt awl rainee.

Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.

Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!

De grass is always greener on de other side of de fence Dats where ai poop

Ai'm nawt sure if its reelly dat much bettur on da udder side...