MAWM, The cabbage had babies...

Dere isn't enuff meat here...

A BAD TIME to walk in with that tuna sammich

Doan't do sumthing yer gonna regret.

OMMMM.... OMMMM...NOM...... NOMMIE...NOMM...

Please tu nawt interupt. We is Mewditating.

Even in his sleep Winston wouldn't share.

Ai called dibs allreddee.

The Cat Who Came to Breakfast ~by Lilian Jackson Braun

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What are you up to, Mittens? Nuthin ... just loafing.

Juss me an mai pals.

Could I see a menu while I'm waiting for the rest of my party to arrive?

An can u tell me teh speshull ob teh day?