My can opener senses are tingling!
AI CAN SENS ITS PRESSENS.
As Health Inspektor I hearby confliscrape, cofinscape...Iz gonna taeks all dis meat fur meh
MMmmmm, beef. Oar as ai kno it... Land Toona.
I wonder if they show this movie in 3D ?
ITS COMIN' RITE AT MEH.
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
omg... can opner?!?!
Look alive, boys, Whopper Wednesday only comes once a week
Mai fabrit day ob da week!
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