not a beached whale in sight. and i was looking forward to seafood today.

Dere is nuffing so holy as seafud.

HOLY CRAP! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.

I mean, maybe three days if I starve myself...

A cat, alone... in a room full of balloons and ribbon and noms... Really, what could go wrong?

Balloons awr fickle things.

I told you to get turkey flavored, not chicken flavored. How in the HECK can he tell the difference?

SHUN! YOO DESERVE TO BE SHUNNED FOAR DIS ATTROCITY!

No one ever told Barry what to do once he caught the fish.

FISH IS MAI FABRIT, AI THINK.

The 'Hoover' attachment was Bob's best idea yet! Now, he could inhale every last crumb.

See? Nawt awl vacuums are ebil!

I love this channel!

Thanks foar buying me a TV, mom!