I've set up your shed in the back so you'll have somewhere to sleep. Aren't I benevolent?
Altho ai must admit, it IS pretty plush.
Its awl akshually mine. Yoo shud know dis by now.
Its tuff bein' da new kid.
Dey shur don't make abacuses like dey yoosed to.
Dis issn't wurkin. Where's mai TI-89?
The new cat smells funny.
Smells like a mystery, to me.
OMG MY NEW CAT HOUSE IS JUST AMAZING!!!
I mean, just lying on top of it...
where's that carboard box it came in?
Ai lub AWL mai boxes.
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