i'm opening my eyes now this world better be good

Ai still gots sum stuff to figgur out.

found new entrance to narnia Aslan says Hi

wai u no tell meh dat we iz relaytid?

Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

dig mai sweet nu ride !! it even come wif vanitee plate !!1!

if it aynt a hawg, it aynt a ride!

THE KITTY LITTER LAPTOP A new and improved way to dislike stuff on Facebook!!

it rebuttz rly eezy 2!

Honey, I think we need to get new dryer sheets... The kittens are sticking to my pants again.

mebbe u jus needz sum noo clothez!