I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.
You just got in there? Perfect. I'm hungry.
At leest its nawt me in dere!
I will punch you in the throat
One should never cross an angry cat.
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