UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
What do you mean this isn't a high speed particle accelerator?
Don't try an tell me ai doan't kno mai physics! If dey can find da Higgs Bosun, so can ai!!
Real men head boop with kittens.
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?
Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
Dis planet is weerd.
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.