Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
Dis planet is weerd.
World Domination. In one easy step.
Who wud hab thawt it wud be so easy?
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.
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