I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS
Ai has esstremely effectib defens mechanism.
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
What do you mean this isn't a high speed particle accelerator?
Don't try an tell me ai doan't kno mai physics! If dey can find da Higgs Bosun, so can ai!!
Real men head boop with kittens.
Yoo woan't mind if ai just wipe dis, rite?
Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
Dis planet is weerd.
World Domination. In one easy step.
Who wud hab thawt it wud be so easy?
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
Revenge will taste oh so sweet...
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