Tiger just discovered that you have to be human to get poolside service.
Wat da hell kind ob serbice is dis?!
dis 3D thing iz overrated...
Its awl just fuzzy an weerd lookin. Dis sucks.
BWAAAAA!!! HAA! HA! AHH! HA! OH! OH! YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Well ai doan't think is beree funnee.
As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING
Ai follow da rule ob sits...
OVERCOME BY HIS OWN STUDLINESS, FLUFFMASTER G FAINTED AT THE SIGHT OF HIS GORGEOUS BODY.
Maybee he's born wid it...
I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS
Ai has esstremely effectib defens mechanism.
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.