Everything you make Every bite you take Ai'll be watching you
And if yoo won't feed me, ai'll do it maiself...
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...
I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.
You just got in there? Perfect. I'm hungry.
At leest its nawt me in dere!
I will punch you in the throat
One should never cross an angry cat.
Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.
Srsly, stop laffing. GUISE. STOP LAFFING.
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