Why yes. I DO lift.
I do love this nom machine.
He's never been the biggest sports fan.
Ugh. Grab an ice pack for me, will ya?
Hold still so ai can surprise yoo!
Ai remember that concert!!
Some people know it's morning when the sun rises. Cat owners know it's morning when the cat's head rises.
Awr yoo a mornin purrson?
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