Shur, but can yoo pat yorsalf awn teh hed and rotaet yor leg at teh saem tiem?

It just taeks a little bit ob stretchin'...

I bet yu wanna kiss mah littul nose

Nose kisses an boops awr da greatest sign ob affekshun.

PUT PRESSURE ON TEH WOUND PREVENT BRAINS FRUM LEAKIN OUT

Kittehs maek awful medical profeshunnuls.

I snub u w love.

Ai lurve lurve!

I heers da oshun

Wow, mai heering is amazin.

Are they gonna put ur head in a cone nao?

It seems onlee fair.

Owww "bite me" is just an expression, dude

Wen liyfe bites yoo hard, bite back.