I despise Halloween.

I'll be scowling in my bed if anyone needs me.

I feel like the Universe is just out to get us...

Ai spend a lawt ob time in dere... so we reely need to sort dis out.

Sometimes bite means I love you. Sometimes it does not. It is up to hoomin to determine which is which.

Sometiems ai bite for evil. YOU'LL JUSS HAVE TO WAIT AN SEE.

I HATE bring your kid to work day

Uuuugh, da sooner dis day is over the sooner ai can send him back to the kiddie table.

I'm holding a grudge only because I lack the dexterity to hold a shotgun.

Gib me a few weeks at da firin range and we'll see then.