Now hold still while I judge you.
Ai'm gonna need a secund oppinyun.
Hooman thought I shed too much... I thought hooman existed too much.
Mai revenj will be swifft.
Yu can bleech mai fur awl yu wants, ai iz still teh Basement Cat an yu will pay.
U can nebber turn a troo Basement Cat.
Yep, you're gonna have a new little brother to share your toys and your food with!
Aww, look, he's SO HAPPY!
Dis will ruin EBBERYTHING.
I dont like this game. OK LETS PLAY A NEW GAME CALLED CLAW YOU IN YOUR BUTT!
Ai will hab mai revenj.
I can't believe I let them do this to me.
Ai will get mai revenj.
Your in mah spot.
Dats it, ai've had enuff.
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