I'm real good at murderin' things.
Only belly rubs will bring me back to life!
Yes. I killed the Easter Bunny. No Easter for you this year. Instead, we will have Passover. No more stupid chocolate eggs in baskets. Instead, I will be having chopped chicken liver. You will eat matzoh.
Stoopid bunneh anyways.
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Tonight on The First 48 Detectives try to solve the murder of Fluffy, suspected of ODing on bad Nip.
We needs an esspert!
House is safe now... all flyz dead you can come back now...
They were a bit stale, but still gud.
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.
And don't try and pull any of that "I fed you an hour ago" crap!
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