Just leeb me in da backyard to rot, okay.
Ebberybuddy is gonna see straight thru this, yoo know.
wittle feather thingy? is you ded?
Ai can killz yoo again if you aren't ded yet.
House is safe now... all flyz dead you can come back now...
They were a bit stale, but still gud.
dis was already dead! u can't blame me, blame usef
Yoo need to turn dat black thumb into a green wun.
There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
Ai hab awlways lubbed da sea.
Where there'z a will
Ai wuntz ta be in it
Ah, yes. Da onlee paper ai will nebur shred.
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