Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
dis my friend George he a little nuts, but i like him
Frandship is da bestest!
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I think my attenshun span is just fine marbles.
Out of the blue, he began to speak in tongues and claim the spirit of the Lord had entered his body. It was later determined to be bad gas.
Praise Ceiling Cat! Ai feel a millyun tiems beddur.
the pigs they speak to me
Da voices. Dey are so soothing...
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.
all of them, basement cat? claw them? claw open all the paper bags?
WHY WONT DA VOICES STAWP??
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