DOAN TELL ME AI HAVE A PROBLUM
but seersly ahm fine
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
Did yoo lerns to dribe in a country wher dey duzzent hab STOP SIGNS?
Dis is mai purrsonal hell.
SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH SQUIRRELS
I think my attenshun span is just fine marbles.
guess wut i did in ur shoe.
Go awn. Guess.
I can kill you with my brain
Fiyr-fly? River, is dat u?
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