I'm the quiet neighbor. With a big freezer.
......yeah.... aifinks ai'm gonna move.
So, the voices told you to, huh?
Loosing it nebber felt so good.
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Jusst wut ai'v always wanted!
Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.
Sanity is relatib.
dis my friend George he a little nuts, but i like him
Frandship is da bestest!
SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH SQUIRRELS
I think my attenshun span is just fine marbles.
Out of the blue, he began to speak in tongues and claim the spirit of the Lord had entered his body. It was later determined to be bad gas.
Praise Ceiling Cat! Ai feel a millyun tiems beddur.
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