I've heard of having skeletons in your closet. But having them on your sofa? That's a new one.

Dis is kind ob a scaree sofa.

Today is a great day for not caring

Look at awl da cares ai gib.

Help...

Halp! Srsly halp!

Yet another victim of sofa-cation.

Quik! Wurk fast oar yoo'll be sucked in furder!

please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.

Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.

No worries feng shui kitten fix it

Much bettar flow nao.

Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling... Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.

Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.