Fresh liek a clean Septemburr breeze.

If I keep my eyes closed, maybe the dog won't see me

Must... keep... purrfecly still...

Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?

Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.

REAL MEN WEAR CATS

No shame, man! No shame!

"The 2012 Olympics will continue after the break." "And now a word from McDonalds."

AI LUB DEE OLYMPICS!!!!!

I ended up in the Taffy Puller, that's what the heck happened.

Yoo too can be Longcat!

WALKIN .. I DOES IT WRONG?

Surely dere is an eesier way...?