Sigh. Fine, Mittens. But I'm not pulling over once we get going.
Comfort is relative, after all.
Where's Arthur Dent wen yoo need him?
Waddaya mean you need to pee?
Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.
Ai didn't say it wuz ur fault Ai sed I wuz blamin u
Why woan't yoo get a dog so we can juss blame him insted?!
Iz livn de dweem
It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.
Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.
Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!
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