We've been talking, and we've decided you need to remodel. We want his & her's sinks.

Doan't assk kwestshuns, just leeb da number to Home Depot on the toilet.

I'm sorry, this is the Basement Cat Executive bathroom, the souless victim bathroom is down the hall.

Its a towtally normal baffroom. Nuffing wrong wid it.

skooz meh... but dey'z no toywet payprs in heerz...

Ai promiss ai will use da paypr foar gud.

Your hot tub leaves a lot to be desired.

...so were's mai wine glass an fud?

Sink-O de My-O* *My Sink ~Loosely translated after several Margaritas

Butt(!) srsly, ai'm fien.

you left the lid up. Again. I'll be sleeping right here next to your pillow tonight.

Nuffin liek a totally soaked bed to lull yoo to sleep...

It waz driveby shredding... I triez to stop them.

Yep. Dat is deffenetlee da troof.