Comfort is relative, after all.
Where's Arthur Dent wen yoo need him?
Waddaya mean you need to pee?
Ai thot we had a mutual unnerstanding heer.
Ai didn't say it wuz ur fault Ai sed I wuz blamin u
Why woan't yoo get a dog so we can juss blame him insted?!
Iz livn de dweem
It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.
Ya might wanna give it a few, before you come in. Whoo! Oh, and you're outta Febreze.
Ugh. It stinks in heere. Wut did yoo eet??!
WHAT THE DUCK???
Ai am nawt sorree foar mai pottymouth.
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