WHAT THE DUCK???

Ai am nawt sorree foar mai pottymouth.

Sorry I got so wrapped up in mah werk I didn't notice teh tiem

You awr welcom tu squeeze da Charmin.

Oh, there you are. We're out of toilet paper.

Ai coodn't halp but notise while ai waz on da throne.

See, we iz makin warm towels like fancy hotel

Yoo can has da hole hotel essperience if yoo want.

OK, welcome to da meetin. Wud those who ALREDDY habs to use da litter box raise der paws.

Dey are juss littlol after awl.

Hmmm... Something tells me this isn't how you make duck soup

Needs moar Marx.

Get the Drano,hon! The sink's clogged again!

No matter hao mannee times u fix it, we'll awlways come back.