Whut? I'z mostlee EBIL wif a little GOOD...
Gud and ebil awr juss diffrent sides ob da same coin, aftur awl.
Teh soul train's broke So we'z takin teh bus
We're trying to make a gray moral intermediary for those who cannot think in absolutes, kay?
My name is Basement Cat and I am here to collect your--oops sorry wrong job, and I will be server this evening. How is that steak workin for ya?
Basement cat is now recruiting celebrity minions
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SOUL IT HAS NO USE, LIKE YOUR APPENDIX