basement kitteh finds your resistance of the darkside futile and laughable
Doan't yoo worry. Ai'll get yoo in da end.
Sumfing diabolical I plots it.
And wat may dat bee? You'll juss hafta wait, hooman.
wut IS dat? ...It looks like... who tied the goggie to da ceiling fan?
AI FINK AI KNOW WHO DID IT.
Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?
Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.