OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!
Doan't worree, ai know a guy.
WALKIN .. I DOES IT WRONG?
Surely dere is an eesier way...?
Okay. Ceiling fan... not a toy.
Ai'll stick tu wut ai kno.
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.
Srsly, stop laffing. GUISE. STOP LAFFING.
Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.
Dark an dangeruss bizness is wut ai deal.
ABORT! ABORT!! Catastroffic Portal Malfunkshun!!!
Now yoar thinking wib portals!
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