Ugh. Grab an ice pack for me, will ya?
Dese fings awlways seem liek a good idea at furst.
Almost as exciting as the time you overcooked the salad.
We'll juss gib him a desk job.
Mussel Beach Party. Fail.
At leest we can hab a clam bake...
Am nawt a push-ober! Ok, I gess ur rite.
A littlol fail nebber hurt nobuddy.
OH THAT'S JUST GREAT! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HONE MY CLIMBING SKILLS WHEN YOU WON'T HIRE A PROFESSIONAL CONTRACTOR? MR CHEAPSKATE!
Doan't worree, ai know a guy.
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