So, tell us how you met Grandma...
The new transgender, all volunteer fire department was absolutely a flutter today, at the insertion of their new pole.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUPPERWARE PARTY
He keeps messing with his Hot Rod He won't let me mess with his rod
He's Knockin on the Back Door I'm ASCURED!
You're not French and that doesn't tickle.
-Are you sure?
--All I know is my sister said we needed rubber.