I Ezz Readyy Fo' Ma Back Rubd
ai noes a rilly skilled shiba inu who can halps!
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
In Soviet Russia, Even the dogs stand in line for noms.
SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.
Princess Graciepoops of Goognheim may require a few ladies-in-waiting and snozzages to keep it together on the big day and a gaem ov fwizbee?