In Soviet Russia, Even the dogs stand in line for noms.

SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.

Princess Graciepoops of Goognheim may require a few ladies-in-waiting and snozzages to keep it together on the big day and a gaem ov fwizbee?