throw me a freakin bone here
maek it a big wun!
I finded da bestest spot fer a piknik... Just waitin fer you and da noms...
ai will b runnin' a wittle bit laet! sowwy!
I Ezz Readyy Fo' Ma Back Rubd
ai noes a rilly skilled shiba inu who can halps!
Eight hours waitin bai teh door is worf it for teh huge happee we getz wen u comz home.
In Soviet Russia, Even the dogs stand in line for noms.
SHEESH! WAITIN FUR DAD TO TAKE MAH PICHUR IZ KINDA LIEK WACHIN DIS GRASS GRO.
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