To many... Dog treats last night.
soooo many treetz!
humans are very easy to train. you just sit straight, hold up a paw, and they'll soon learn that is the signal to give you a little treat.
u kan teech hoominz all sort ob triks!
The Nose Knows.
r u freatenin meh?
You said i could have bacon later. It's later where's my bacon?
b polait, wer r ur mannerz?
well hello there, random human visiting my home. did you happen to bring anything good? hotdogs? biskits? bacon? if you did, you could just become my new best friend!
ai luv new fwends and specially noms!
I best be gettin some dog treats after dis!
if imma luk cyoot i want treetz!
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