This is the moment i've been waiting for, ALL MY LIFE

Pssst i know where the human keeps your dog treats

oh boy! founded demz!!!

What did you do with dem cookies?!?

dey were mai faborite wuns!!!

BATTER UP!

we getz treets az much az possibull!

visions of milkbones danced in his head

ebbryfing iz gud wif milkbonez!

sweet dreams r made ob dis

ai habs a midnite crabing!

Can you guarantee... ...a return on investment?

oh yes! i pwomise da most return!