You said i could have bacon later. It's later where's my bacon?
b polait, wer r ur mannerz?
well hello there, random human visiting my home. did you happen to bring anything good? hotdogs? biskits? bacon? if you did, you could just become my new best friend!
ai luv new fwends and specially noms!
I best be gettin some dog treats after dis!
if imma luk cyoot i want treetz!
Am I ded? Cus I think Im in dog heaven.
OMG wer am ai?
Dude, it isn't gonna work. Cut it out.
Yes, it will. Trust me. The humans fall for it every time.
Pwitty pweez? I weely want sum tweetz...
and if dat dusnt werk...
Plz insert nom onto tung.
gosh puppy cyootness kan b so spensive!
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