Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.
get ur own sammich!
i'm watching the game here can you keep it down?
sum goggies r big sportz fanz.
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
Don't call us... We'll call you.
do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?
OK!, THIS IS AWKWARD.
iz dat moar or less awkwurd den dis?
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