Some days, making it to the breakfast table is achievement enough.
ai exhausted dis mornin'! not ebin hungries...
See Moar Movin Pitchers at Senor Gif!
Bleach! I need it for my eyes!
ack! no! what has bin seen cannot be unseen! nooo!
Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!
you look so peaceful in yur sleep
u woke meh 4 dis?
On da sekund dai ob Krimmas, mai twue lurve gabe 2 meh
2 Terriers Trotting
and a Poodle in a Pear Tree.