Oh, while you're up I could use a sammich.
get ur own sammich!
i'm watching the game here can you keep it down?
sum goggies r big sportz fanz.
MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
he shud try a goggie online datin sait nex tiem.
Don't call us... We'll call you.
do u eben kno how 2 use dat iphone?
OK!, THIS IS AWKWARD.
iz dat moar or less awkwurd den dis?
Aye, it may be 'eco-friendly', but this new vegan dog food is crap.
meybe u need 2 try walkin veggies?
Here's comes another one of those flying cats.
Yeah...fourth one in the last 15 minutes.
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