MET ONLINE. FIRST DATE.
Should have been more suspicious when profile said 'likes long walks and bellyrubs'.
C'mon, go ask her. It's just a dance. No biggy. Worse case scenario, she says no. Won't kill me. Might bruise the ego a little, but I'll be fine. Besides, she might say yes! Hey, I'm sweet. I'm adorable. What's not to like? Yeah, I can this. No, I'm GONNA do this! Deep breaths...and time to make my move. I'M GOIN IN!
On, no not again. Song's over!