We haz fite. So we not tawking.
u r lucky, y noes!
the belly ob teh best Ai sleepz in it
ai needz it aftur all mai hard werk!
wat? it eated mah food
halps meh owt heer, k?
Sry, Calvin... Hobbes is mah friend, now...
he juss understands meh so well!
I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife
ur boss iz mad at yew, aifinkso!
OK, ai keel it now U git reed ov bodee!!!
dis nawt my furst successful hunt.
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