Sry, Calvin... Hobbes is mah friend, now...

he juss understands meh so well!

I don't always hump strangers But, when I do, I make sure it's your boses wife

ur boss iz mad at yew, aifinkso!

OK, ai keel it now U git reed ov bodee!!!

dis nawt my furst successful hunt.

The evolution of the pug

moar look a-likes dis-a-way!

Spotz N Stripes look good togedder!

trust me, ai knoes whut luks gud!

Mah teddy reely lubs me. Cuz he neber komplains wen I drool on him.

You know who else tested his friends for absorbency? Invader Zim!

juss as lawng as u don't maek too big ob a mess, rite?